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"Now I lay me down to sleep..."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Drive-thru Church

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Praying mantis.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Saying Grace.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Holy phone

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Give Thanks.

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'