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'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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"Amen. Please help me up."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

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'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

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Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

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"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

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Amen

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."