Prayerful Dreamer Prints

'Give us this day our daily bread, except for the knuckle sandwich Eddie Whitley promised me.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen! This is a big shrine!"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Drive-thru Church

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Inbox and Outbox

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

New Year Revolution

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Employment Office.

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Exercise for the end of the day...

Angel Romance

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Graduation Day 2020

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'