Prayer Professionals Pillows

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Praying mantis.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Saying Grace.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Holy phone

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Praying.

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"So … ribs for lunch?"

For Witches of a Certain Age

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'