Persistent Prayer Advocate Gifts

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Praying mantis.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Saying Grace.

Various Birds of Pray.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Holy phone

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Give Thanks.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

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'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'