Prayer Lover Gifts

'Happy New Year to you!'

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Priest

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Praying mantis.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Saying Grace.

Various Birds of Pray.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"