Praise Lover Gifts

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Meet The Author"

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Where Indian ink came from.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

John Bunyan

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Priest

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Tina Turner

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

You complete me!

'Love me little, love me long.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Voltaire

You made me love you.

Serenading

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Mother Goose's Haiku

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Heaven

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!