Platitude Lover Gifts

You complete me!

"Meet The Author"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Priest

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Moulting"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Scurile travels

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

You made me love you.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”