Platitude Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your philosophically minded friend or family member? Our collection features clever and humorous items that showcase a love for deep thoughts and inspiring sayings. These thoughtful gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys pondering life's big questions and turning profound platitudes into playful, eye-catching designs. Whether they’re a seasoned thinker or new to the world of philosophy, our unique products add a touch of wit and wisdom to their everyday routine.

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You complete me!

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television." mockup

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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A Truism's Journey

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.' mockup

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.' mockup

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

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'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!' mockup

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.' mockup

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

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Bank

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Why the sudden interest in Autumn? mockup

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

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"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either." mockup

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!' mockup

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today. mockup

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy mockup

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

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'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...' mockup

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

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'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?' mockup

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?" mockup

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

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Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?' mockup

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

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Library of War and Peace

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I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help. mockup

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

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'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.' mockup

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

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Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

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'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him. mockup

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

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Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk. mockup

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

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"Nothing happens next. This is it." mockup

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

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Platitude Philosopher Gifts Collection

Platitude Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more witty and wise products? Explore our collection of platitude philosopher mugs and find the perfect gift that sparks smiles and thoughtful moments.

Platitude Philosopher Pillows

Add some philosophical humor to their home decor with our platitude philosopher pillows, featuring insightful quotes that make any space more thoughtful and fun.

Platitude Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring and witty prints that celebrate the art of philosophical thinking. Perfect for decorating walls and inspiring everyday moments.

Platitude Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of clever and humorous platitude philosopher t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their love of deep thoughts with a playful twist.