Philosopher Of Paradise Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the philosopher of paradise? Our collection features witty, inspiring, and beautifully crafted items that bring a smile to those who love deep thoughts mixed with humor. Ideal for creative spirits who cherish enlightenment and joy, these products are a thoughtful way to honor their quest for paradise—both literal and philosophical.

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Why the sudden interest in Autumn? mockup

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

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Citizen of the world.

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television." mockup

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience." mockup

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

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'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!' mockup

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

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'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.' mockup

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

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A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.' mockup

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

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"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are." mockup

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

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'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.' mockup

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

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'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.' mockup

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?' mockup

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow... mockup

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

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Halo Theft

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"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!" mockup

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

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The Evils of War.

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"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles." mockup

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

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At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin. mockup

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

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'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!' mockup

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

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'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'

'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.' mockup

'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'

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"You call THAT happy?"

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'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.' mockup

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

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'Oh, I've been happier.'

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Chained peace dove

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"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk." mockup

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

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A cactus growing on an igloo

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Body for After-Life

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'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.' mockup

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

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Money can't buy happiness.

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(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!) mockup

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)

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Ham escaped from the slaughterhouse, but now a new problem arose - he discovered he had agoraphobia.

Ham escaped from the slaughterhouse, but now a new problem arose - he discovered he had agoraphobia. mockup

Ham escaped from the slaughterhouse, but now a new problem arose - he discovered he had agoraphobia.

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Philosopher Of Paradise Gifts Collection

Philosopher Of Paradise Mugs

Explore our collection of philosopher of paradise mugs—perfect for those who love to start their day pondering life and laughter.

Philosopher Of Paradise Pillows

Find comfy pillows with a philosophical twist, designed for those who cherish humor, introspection, and stylish living.

Philosopher Of Paradise Prints

Browse our thought-provoking prints inspired by the philosopher of paradise—beautiful designs to inspire and amuse in any space.

Philosopher Of Paradise T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts celebrating the philosopher of paradise—ideal for creative minds who enjoy making a statement with humor.