Heavenly Philosopher Gifts

Halo Theft

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Yogi back in 5.

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Religion, This End Up

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'