Heavenly Thinker Gifts

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"It's not as friendly here as I thought it would be!"

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

I can't believe my guardian angel talked me into staying home.

Heaven II

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I do tech support for the cloud."

A man looks up at the earth

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Cherub on a cloud

'What did He do before he was God?'

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Life on cloud 8

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.