Celestial Thinkers Gifts

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

Angel wears t-shirt in Heaven with the logo: YOLO (You Only Live Once)

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions