Heavenly Thinkers Gifts

'Pig flu??!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

A man looks up at the earth

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Cherub string quartets

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Valuation of Heaven

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'