Celestial Thinkers Pillows

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

Angel wears t-shirt in Heaven with the logo: YOLO (You Only Live Once)

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

God with Earth Controller

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'