Celestial Thinker Pillows

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'If You give them free will, we'll need a LOT more staff.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death.

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

"How on earth did those get here?"

"I'm glad we got out when we did."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'I was an overachiever.'

'They're only seeking attention.'

God and the Universe

Valuation of Heaven

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

A man looks up at the earth

"I'm not a musician but I was unplugged."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"This just in! The fault is not in ourselves, but in our stars."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"