Celestial Philosopher Gifts

"When you have all the answers, what's left?"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

Body for After-Life

Star consolation

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Coronavirus

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Uh-oh - climate change."