Planetary Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a planetary philosopher? Our collection combines cosmic curiosity with creative flair—perfect for spontaneous thinkers and dreamers. Whether it's a witty mug, a stylish t-shirt, cozy pillow, or an inspiring print, these items celebrate a love of the universe and philosophical musings. Surprise someone who finds joy in contemplating the cosmos with a gift that sparks imagination and curiosity. All our products feature professionally crafted designs that bring a playful yet thoughtful touch to their passion for the stars and beyond.

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'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!' mockup

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!' mockup

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!' mockup

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!' mockup

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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Coronavirus mockup

Coronavirus mockup

Coronavirus mockup

Coronavirus mockup

Coronavirus

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

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'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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Questions mockup

Questions mockup

Questions mockup

Questions mockup

Questions

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"Shall we put it in play?"

"Shall we put it in play?" mockup

"Shall we put it in play?" mockup

"Shall we put it in play?" mockup

"Shall we put it in play?" mockup

"Shall we put it in play?"

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"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..." mockup

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..." mockup

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..." mockup

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..." mockup

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

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'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth. mockup

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth. mockup

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth. mockup

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth. mockup

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

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'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?' mockup

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?' mockup

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?' mockup

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?' mockup

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

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Eviction Notice for Earth...

Eviction Notice for Earth... mockup

Eviction Notice for Earth... mockup

Eviction Notice for Earth... mockup

Eviction Notice for Earth... mockup

Eviction Notice for Earth...

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"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle." mockup

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle." mockup

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle." mockup

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle." mockup

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

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'The big bang theory of creation.'

'The big bang theory of creation.' mockup

'The big bang theory of creation.' mockup

'The big bang theory of creation.' mockup

'The big bang theory of creation.' mockup

'The big bang theory of creation.'

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Religion & Economics.

Religion & Economics. mockup

Religion & Economics. mockup

Religion & Economics. mockup

Religion & Economics. mockup

Religion & Economics.

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"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is." mockup

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is." mockup

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is." mockup

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is." mockup

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

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"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum." mockup

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum." mockup

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum." mockup

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum." mockup

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

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'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.' mockup

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.' mockup

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.' mockup

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.' mockup

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

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Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Crouching God Hidden Buddha mockup

Crouching God Hidden Buddha mockup

Crouching God Hidden Buddha mockup

Crouching God Hidden Buddha mockup

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

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Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order. mockup

Planets in solar system form a New World Order. mockup

Planets in solar system form a New World Order. mockup

Planets in solar system form a New World Order. mockup

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

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Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets mockup

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets mockup

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets mockup

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets mockup

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

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'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

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"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'." mockup

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'." mockup

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'." mockup

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'." mockup

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship." mockup

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship." mockup

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship." mockup

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship." mockup

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

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'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.' mockup

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.' mockup

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.' mockup

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.' mockup

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

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Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Time-Space Convergence Ahead mockup

Time-Space Convergence Ahead mockup

Time-Space Convergence Ahead mockup

Time-Space Convergence Ahead mockup

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

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'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.' mockup

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.' mockup

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.' mockup

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.' mockup

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

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"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags." mockup

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags." mockup

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags." mockup

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags." mockup

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

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Planetary Philosopher Gifts Collection

Planetary Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of planetary philosopher mugs and find the perfect gift for cosmic thinkers and universe lovers.

Planetary Philosopher Pillows

Find the perfect planetary philosopher pillows to add cosmic charm and comfort to your living space.

Planetary Philosopher Prints

Browse our planetary philosopher prints—stellar wall art for deep thinkers and universe enthusiasts alike.

Planetary Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our planetary philosopher t-shirts—ideal for those who wear their love for the cosmos with wit and style.