Astro Philosopher Gifts

Why we only see one side of the moon

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Creativity

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

Asteroid Bennu

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'...And the precise value of the Hubble constant is critical to the question of whether out universe will continue to expand forever, or...'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'