Astro Philosopher Gifts

Why we only see one side of the moon

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Coronavirus

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Questions

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Asteroid Bennu

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'