Astro-thinker Gifts

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

God with Earth Controller

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