Meta-thinker Gifts

'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thinking Gears

The Googler

Robotic Man

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Post-corona road to recovery

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

A Sophisticated Computer

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Dogmaril...

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'We're trying for a baby!'

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

Seriously Flawed Office.

'It's is the feeling of this board that you are overdoing the 'lead by example' thing.'

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Interview anxiety

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

Genetically modified food