Freethinker Gifts

Dogmaril...

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

"This just in... armed gunmen have stormed a church in Fairfield..."

Thinking Gears

Ban on Free Speech

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Satya Nutella

God Sneezes Out Creation

"It's o.k., come on out."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Innovation & Calculation

The Mainstream

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Post-corona road to recovery

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

House of Wishful Thinking

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Interview anxiety

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization