Freethinker Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly resonates with a freethinker? Our collection celebrates originality and independent thought, featuring clever, witty, and inspiring designs. Whether for a friend, partner, or oneself, these products are crafted to inspire creativity, spark conversation, and honor a life lived authentically.

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Dogmaril...

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'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.' mockup

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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"Don't be a follower. Be your own man." mockup

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

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"This just in... armed gunmen have stormed a church in Fairfield..."

"This just in... armed gunmen have stormed a church in Fairfield..." mockup

"This just in... armed gunmen have stormed a church in Fairfield..."

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Thinking Gears

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Ban on Free Speech

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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.' mockup

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"It's o.k., come on out."

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Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory. mockup

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

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Innovation tray covered in ivy.

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'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.' mockup

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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Innovation & Calculation

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The Mainstream

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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.' mockup

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

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Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'... mockup

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes." mockup

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

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Post-corona road to recovery

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me." mockup

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

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Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'. mockup

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

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'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.' mockup

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

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"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!" mockup

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

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House of Wishful Thinking

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"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

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