Freethought Fanatic Gifts

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Ban on Free Speech

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

God Sneezes Out Creation

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"Is there a God?"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Super-ego Surveillance

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

Psychologist Birthdays

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

House of Wishful Thinking