Free Thinker Gifts

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

'I didn't know secular humanists HAD missionaries!'

Conformity

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Think For Yourself

"Don't get secular with me, pal."

Panel of anarchists not wishing to be elected

'I had to get rid of the dog... He was expressing independent thought!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"My client's requests are reasonable: ...and remove 'God' from the English language."

"Of course she can."

Second-hand thought.

"Where is everybody going?"

"I hear voices that are telling me to vote against my own interests."

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Meta data retention.

Handcuffed Eyes

"Denying equal rights based on your religion is just bigotry with extra steps."

"Just be grateful you get to stay here for the rest of your life. The king is protecting you from radicals who might not agree with you."

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

The Rebel and His Dog

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'm sorry sir, but that opinion has already been taken."

Ban on Free Speech

"If you disagree, I'll kick your butt!"

"You lousy Liberals! All you want is free money and entitlements! That's Socialism."

"Neighbors say you saw a movie that featured someone critical of the government's corona measures. You better come with us."

"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"