Free-spirited Thinker Gifts

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

God Sneezes Out Creation

Playdough's The Republic

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Hamlet

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

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House of Wishful Thinking

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

The Invention of the Tea Light

Meta data retention.

'What happened to 'I'm okay, you're okay?''

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Hair traffic controller.

Voltaire.