Freedom Thinker Gifts

'He got the idea for this one while he was still in jail.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom for Klank

"Thought Police, sir -- We're here to give you a reality check."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'I understand it's not so great on the outside either.'

Caged bird reading about freedom

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Ban on Free Speech

God Sneezes Out Creation

"It's o.k., come on out."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

House of Wishful Thinking

Dogmaril...

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

Meta data retention.

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Conformity

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

Atheist's Rule Ok.