Freedom Thinker Gifts

'He got the idea for this one while he was still in jail.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom for Klank

I'm not harassing people, officer. I'm just blogging out loud.

"Thought Police, sir -- We're here to give you a reality check."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'I understand it's not so great on the outside either.'

Caged bird reading about freedom

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Ban on Free Speech

God Sneezes Out Creation

"It's o.k., come on out."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

House of Wishful Thinking

Dogmaril...

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Meta data retention.

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'