Freedom Philosopher Gifts

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

The American experiment.

Proxy War Redux

What's your question for "Ask Sadie?" Are America's best days behind us? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said "In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country." I still have no idea what he was talking about. I don't even remember what I asked you.

Presidential Medal of Freedom

Freedom

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Glasnost

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Political Analysis

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

It Isn't Violence if It's BY the State

Hanging Rope of Freedom

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

People want as much government as they deserve.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

Department of ReEducation