Free-range Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a free-range philosopher's inventive spirit? Our curated selection features witty and thought-provoking designs perfect for those who love to ponder, explore, and question the world around them. Whether they’re lounging at home or sharing a coffee break, these products will inspire their curiosity and bring a smile to their face. Celebrate their creative mind with a unique gift that truly captures their free-thinking nature.

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"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!" mockup

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"

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Ban on Free Speech

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.' mockup

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

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"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know." mockup

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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The Mainstream

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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us." mockup

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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Stuffing the turkey.

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Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'... mockup

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes." mockup

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me." mockup

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

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Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'. mockup

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

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On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour. mockup

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

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'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .' mockup

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

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'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.' mockup

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

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Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization mockup

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

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"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene." mockup

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

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"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels." mockup

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

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Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties mockup

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.' mockup

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

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Meta data retention.

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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' " mockup

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

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"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work" mockup

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

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Conformity

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"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her." mockup

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

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'Small, medium or large?'

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Atheist's Rule Ok.

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'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.' mockup

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

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Caged bird reading about freedom

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Free-range Philosopher Gifts Collection

Free-range Philosopher Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs for free-range philosophers—quirky, witty designs perfect for sparking conversation over coffee or tea.

Free-range Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows designed for free thinkers—fun, inspiring designs that add personality and comfort to any space.

Free-range Philosopher Prints

Explore prints that capture the spirit of curiosity—artful, thought-provoking pieces perfect for walls that inspire daily reflection.

Free-range Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts for creative thinkers—clever, inspiring designs that make a statement and celebrate the curious mind.