Freedom Philosophers Gifts

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

Carefree luggage.

Thinking Gears

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Government a la Carte

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Glasnost

Peace in shackles.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

President Putin.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

To Iraq with love.

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Self Checkout

'I inherited therefore I am'

Tom's last day.

Are You a True American Patriot?

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Liberty

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."