Freedom Philosophers T-Shirts

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

Carefree luggage.

Thinking Gears

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Glasnost

Peace in shackles.

President Putin.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

To Iraq with love.

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Self Checkout

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Tom's last day.

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Are You a True American Patriot?

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Liberty

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."