Freeloading Philosopher Gifts

'I'm not a freeloader, cousin Henry. I'm a member of Boarders without Borders.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

And a good morning to you, employee. Happy boss. What's up? Looks like it could be Republicans in 2022. Free market guys, guys who sympathize with the realities of hard-core, cold-hearted, rational capitalism. Makes me want to fire someone. Duck!

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

Evolution of Chair

Presidential Medal of Freedom

Freedom

The American experiment.

Very sad piggy bank

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous."

A Christmas Carol. A Winter Vignette. Armstrong Maynard, this humble comic strip's resident Scrooge, is visited by holiday specters. I am x-mas past. I am x-mas present. For a look ahead, press 1. This box is the ghost of Christmas future? Ed's no longer with us. His job went overseas. To speak with a representative, press 2. His name was Ed. The new service isn't bad. Let's get on with it. You, Armstrong Maynard, must remedy your cheap and frugal ways. I'm having trouble taking this seriously.

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"How come we never go out anymore and spend money we don't have?"

'Sure, I've profited from my mistakes, but it was all eaten up by taxes!'

Marriage Counsellor's room with lots of nude statues.