Libertarian Philosopher Gifts

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Political Analysis

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hanging Rope of Freedom

Karl Marx

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

People want as much government as they deserve.

Department of ReEducation

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."