Libertarian Gifts

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

John Stuart Mill

1 message reviewed by NSA.

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

Leftie Trump

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

A right of privacy party.

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Requiem for Progressives

Gary Johnson

Before you read the Guardian, ask yourself: do I need to?

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

Six Degrees of Depradation

We Only Fight When We Can't Win

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

UK Censors Office...

Ron Paul Campaign.

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"To representation without taxation!"

John Stuart Mill

'This is a fairly progressive town.'

First They Came for People Whose Work I Disagreed With Somewhat

Grim Healthcare Tales