Libertarian T-Shirts

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

John Stuart Mill

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

A right of privacy party.

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

Gary Johnson

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

Ron Paul Campaign.

UK Censors Office...

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"To representation without taxation!"

John Stuart Mill

'This is a fairly progressive town.'