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"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Larry the Lonely Liberal

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Detention Center

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Conflict In Palestine

"I welcome the discussion."

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"I beg to differ."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."