Liberalism Gifts

A right of privacy party.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

An Open Marriage

Prison clergyman escapes, tossing away his collar.

'This is a fairly progressive town.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

John Stuart Mill

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

Sinking ship

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"The desecration begins."

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Gary Johnson

Liberty's Sacrifice

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

UK Censors Office...

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"To representation without taxation!"

John Stuart Mill