Liberal Ideals Gifts

A Woman President Would Change Everything

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Joined at the hipster.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

John Stuart Mill

Leftie Trump

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

A right of privacy party.

Before you read the Guardian, ask yourself: do I need to?

Gary Johnson

Requiem for Progressives

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

Ron Paul Campaign.

Do you know why I love Star Trek, minion? We called me in at 2am to talk about this? It's because it's a lefty-liberal utopia. They've eliminated scarcity. There's all the food and shelter anyone could ever want, so there's no more need for capitalism. They flat-out say there's no such concept as money in their society. And yet we've seen them buy things. With money. Plenty of times. It's absolute proof that people never truly have to live up to the ideals they espouse, and that's always been an

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

Recycling: Hopes and Dreams

UK Censors Office...

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

Turkey missed the exit twice

We Only Fight When We Can't Win

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"To representation without taxation!"

John Stuart Mill

"We should have listened to the Ron Paul Revolution

First They Came for People Whose Work I Disagreed With Somewhat