Progressive Ideals Gifts

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Randi Rhodes

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

"She even expects me to help with women's work."

"Hey sweetie, you're looking at the new VP of inclusion and diversity."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Pope Francis

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''