Progressive Thinker Gifts

"How is it gendered?"

"During this month that celebrates women and the contribution they have made to our history..."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"If government doesn't outlaw birth control society will collapse."

Prude n Dude

Today.

Men/Women/Toilets

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

Gay Marriage Debate.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Theory of evolution debunked...

WC.

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

Kindergarten Orientation: 'Make sure you tell her he's straight...'

'Jesus was a radical and a heretic!'

Rest Rooms: Women, Men and Undecided,

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"She even expects me to help with women's work."

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

"We constantly challenge macho stereotypes."

Progressions.

'This is a fairly progressive town.'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Obama and Cannabis

Arizona Discrimination Law

Lutherans.

Randi Rhodes

Gender Debates

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"Welcome to the alcohol-free, non-dairy, gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan cafe. May I take your order?"

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."