Progressive Minds Gifts

Thailand legalizes same sex marriage

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Joined at the hipster.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

"And you need to know this why?"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

George Santayana

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Nervous Buddha

Randi Rhodes

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."