Liberal Arts Gifts

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Any questions? How do I transfer to the humanities department?

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"This is Professor McPhee, sir -- he wants to start a 'plump studies' department."

A Puppet Named Juan

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'They all want to play the star.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Back to school.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Reginald Bunthorne

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Noel Coward.

Masquerade

Swing dancers.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Bugger!'

Meet the author

Some Hamlet-based puns