"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."
Liberal Arts Professor Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a liberal arts professor? Whether they teach literature, history, or philosophy, our collection offers clever, charming items that celebrate their love of learning and teaching. Ideal for birthdays, end-of-year surprises, or just because, these gifts add a dash of humor and appreciation for the professor's dedication to the arts and humanities.
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
Ethics exam cheater.
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"You're going to hate yourself."
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
Nathaniel Hawthorne
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Victor Hugo
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
'Hamlet'
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
Shakespeare was bisexual
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."
The Demise of Tinkerbell
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
Don Quixote
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Gunter Grass
Liberal Arts Professor Gifts Collection
Liberal Arts Professor Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and charming mugs perfect for liberal arts professors who enjoy a good laugh with their coffee or tea moments.
Liberal Arts Professor Pillows
Find the perfect witty pillows to add a spark of personality and comfort to any classroom or home of a liberal arts educator.
Liberal Arts Professor Prints
Browse our collection of inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the arts and humanities, perfect for decorating or gifting to a liberal arts professor.
Liberal Arts Professor T-Shirts
Discover humorous and arts-inspired t-shirts that make a statement for liberal arts professors who love to showcase their passion and sense of humor.