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"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Victor Hugo

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Don Quixote

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Gunter Grass