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"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

The Bookworm

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Reading my Critics

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Isabel Allende

Günter Grass

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Shakespeare Quote

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

'You're no Pollock.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.