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"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

The Bookworm

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Reading my Critics

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Isabel Allende

Kid doing cave paintings

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Shakespeare Quote

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Maria Sibylla Merian

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'You're no Pollock.'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

Mammoth Posing

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.