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"Did you realize that every woman here is Cindy Sherman?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department