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Nikolai Gogol

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Isabel Allende

Günter Grass

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'A book very interesting'

The book that will not be denied!

Free Little Library

Victor Hugo

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

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