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Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Reading my Critics

'I'm sorry, madam, that's not much help - lots of books start !Once upon a time!'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

War and Peace, 150% More Volume than the Leading Best Seller.

Fact...autobiography...fiction: 'See - it's always somewhere in between...'

The Death Fires (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Can you help me find a book I saw here a few months ago? It was a hardcover...and...lots of pages inside. Do you have any like that?'

Book stall at a railway station

Nicholas starts for Yorkshire

The unfortunate Knight of the Rock meeting Don Quixote.

Angelica is Threatened by the Sea Monster, Ruggiero Fights it Off (Orlando Furioso).

"I can't find the camouflage books."

'Is it any good?'

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Stonehenge Books

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

Alice in Wonderland reading about quantum physics

"You wanna read 'Dune' or 'the Sheikh'?"

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

We moved into this great new place, but now she never comes outside. Little Free Library.

Hang on, Ahab – Why is your entire search history about me?

What about reading another memoir for our next book club? Which one? There's the woman whose hubbie left her for a man. Or

"We want to do the whole Jack Kerouac-'On the Road' thing, only with B&B's"