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"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Cosmonaut

Kid doing cave paintings

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Günter Grass

Isabel Allende

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.