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Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Blue Stockings

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Don Quixote

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"