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Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'